Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. I did not want to crawl right back into bed. I did not want to bite off the guys’ heads when I got to work this morning. Needless to say, I’ve had a wonderful day!

I am not excited that everyone didn’t RSVP for the wedding! (The smaller the better!)

I did not consider chopping my hair off before the wedding…

I am not sitting here sweating for no apparent reason! UGH!!!!!

I did not get a book called “What To Expect Before Your Expecting” for my bridal shower. Tee Hee!

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not get up yesterday at 7:45 a.m. and then take a nap from 10:00 a.m. to 1:00 p.m. and then fall asleep on the couch at 5:00 p.m. and wake up at 8:00 p.m. and then go to bed at 10:00 p.m. I would never do that seeing as I have house work to do!!

I did not drive up the the city on Saturday night to go to another towns Wal-Mart just to get pretty light pink and light purple colored tubs and not the crappy ones that they sell at our Wal-Mart.

I did not eat 2 donuts in a row from Quick Trip on said Saturday night either!

What were you all up to last week?

Welcome to Not Me! Monday! This blog carnival was created by MckMama. You can head over to her blog to read what she and everyone else have not been doing this week.

I did not have two overly expensive beers at the Royals game this past weekend! It was buck night and of course I was the highest spender because of said beers and a t-shirt that I just didn’t have to have since I could give one lick about baseball.

I did not witness my 6’2″ fiance quickly put his shoes on and jump on the couch because we had a “friendly” field mouse in our house. Needless to say…he got caught and is no longer haunting Jeramy anymore. All I could say to him is “Are you kidding me”!? His response…”I don’t like them”!!!!!

I did not almost fall asleep at my desk reading my book about 15 minutes ago. I did not actually close my eyes and then realize I was at work and I better get up and move around!

I did not fall asleep watching Roseanne at 7:00 last night and have to get woke up by Jeramy calling me telling me to get off the couch and go to bed. I will probably be in the same predicament tonight!

So what messes or non-messes have you gotten into this week?

Let’s see what kind of trouble I got into last week…

I absolutely did not eat Oreo’s for dinner almost every night of the week last week. That would so not count for my very healthful way of living.

I did not throw rocks at a rabbit that decided to wander around my garden aimlessly, taunting me because he wasn’t scared of the said rocks, and letting me know he wasn’t going to move unless I actually got my feet wet in the morning dew.

I did not eventually get the pellet gun out and aim for the dirt right next to his butt. He scattered then!

I did not intentionally act grumpy last week so my boss would turn the air on. Not me!

What kind of trouble have you gotten into over the past week? If you want to join in on the fun, go see MckMama at My Charming Kids and link up!