I understand that you are trying to quit smoking again…but I wish you would try not to be so grumpy and short on matters that aren’t really important anyway. I am very proud of you for trying again…but I might not talk to you as much when you are on the road! 
Loving As I Can Be,
Your Irritated Wife-To-Be
Dear Storms…
Next time you decide to blow 50 mph…could you leave the branches on the trees and not in the front yard! I just spent time yesterday picking up sticks to turn around and do it all over again this morning. If you knock the stuff down, you should be required to pick it up!
Sincerely (not really),
The Girl Who Has To Clean Up After You
Dear Sundays…
Could you please last a little longer being as I don’t like Monday mornings at work! The time just flys and I’m not happy about it.
Begging,
Lazy Girl
Dear Neighbors,
I am really tired of mowing your side of the driveway. We were nice enough to mow it for you when you were having trouble getting through it with a push mower. But now it’s like you expect me to do it every time and you don’t even say thank you or stop doing that or anything. I still am angry about you letting your horses in our yard and leaving 5″ or deeper holes that I have to mow over and feel like I’m trying to drive over a railroad track.
Irritated,
The Neighbor Up The Drive
